SemeUke.com

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

A Little Bit of Satire

Because everybody knows that Google and the MCP are one in the same. Also, I needed to do something to update my Adobe portfolio. Welcome to InDesign!